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Pet rabbit blamed for starting De Soto fire
« on: February 28, 2017, 11:02:16 PM »
Pet rabbit blamed for starting De Soto fire
http://www.kmov.com/story/34627933/pet-rabbit-blamed-for-starting-de-soto-fire

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DE SOTO, Mo. (KMOV.com) - A fire that broke out shortly before 2:00 a.m. caused significant damage to a two-story duplex in the 900 block of North 2nd Street in De Soto.

Investigators told News 4 the fire appears to have been started by a candle.

"It was possible from candles being lit in an area of the residence, and a pet rabbit possibly knocking over the candle causing the area to catch fire," said De Soto Police Department Captain Michael McMunn.

Rabbits are arsonists, murderers, and terrorists! :mad: :argh:

They start wildfires to kill humans and ptarmigans! :mad: :argh:
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Re: Pet rabbit blamed for starting De Soto fire
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2017, 07:20:27 AM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on February 28, 2017, 11:02:16 PM
Pet rabbit blamed for starting De Soto fire
http://www.kmov.com/story/34627933/pet-rabbit-blamed-for-starting-de-soto-fire

Rabbits are arsonists, murderers, and terrorists! :mad: :argh:

They start wildfires to kill humans and ptarmigans! :mad: :argh:

Well, the ptarmigans we can do without . . . :whistling:
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Re: Pet rabbit blamed for starting De Soto fire
« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2017, 12:38:30 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on March 01, 2017, 07:20:27 AM
Well, the ptarmigans we can do without . . . :whistling:

But, ptarmigans taste like chicken. Granted, rangy, gamy chicken, but still like chicken. :-)
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Re: Pet rabbit blamed for starting De Soto fire
« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2017, 02:45:33 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on March 01, 2017, 12:38:30 PM
But, ptarmigans taste like chicken. Granted, rangy, gamy chicken, but still like chicken. :-)

That's why we can do without the stupid things. :whistling:
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Re: Pet rabbit blamed for starting De Soto fire
« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2017, 03:39:06 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on March 01, 2017, 02:45:33 PM
That's why we can do without the stupid things. :whistling:

Eskimos need something to chew on since liberals don't let them hunt whales.
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Re: Pet rabbit blamed for starting De Soto fire
« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2017, 09:15:30 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on March 01, 2017, 03:39:06 PM
Eskimos need something to chew on since liberals don't let them hunt whales.

Eskimos can always eat rabbits. There are plenty of them.  :fuelfire:
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Re: Pet rabbit blamed for starting De Soto fire
« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2017, 09:16:03 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on March 01, 2017, 07:20:27 AM
Well, the ptarmigans we can do without . . . :whistling:

Be careful what you wish for. Kill all ptarmigans, the rabbits will kill all humans.
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