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nominating thread for Top DUmmies of 2016
« on: November 23, 2016, 03:39:39 AM »

Greetings.

This thread for nominating one’s choices for Top DUmmies of 2016 and the accompanying William Rivers Pitt award, the “Bill,” will remain open and accept nominations for the next ten days, until circa suppertime Saturday December 3.

Any registered member is eligible to nominate and later, to vote.  This includes bona fide members and primitives masquerading as decent and civilized people.

Voting will take place between Sunday, December 4 through circa suppertime Tuesday, December 13; the standards and rules for voting will be explained on that thread.

Awards will be handed out the week between Christmas and New Year’s Day, with the last one, the big one, the Top DUmmie of 2016 being announced circa suppertime Saturday December 31.

There are two other awards---the Ralphie and the franksolich—but those are proprietary awards of my good friend and esteemed colleague Mr. Wiggum and myself, for which no input is sought.

Winners of previous years can be found in the DUmping Ground, the “reference library” of the DUmpster, at: http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=66225.0

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For Top DUmmies (ten are selected), any primitive who was physically present on Skins’s island, on DU Jr., or on Manny’s jackass message board at any time during the year 2016, is eligible for nomination and selection.

One is free to use one’s own criteria when determining what top DUmmiehood is.

The William Rivers Pitt award, the “Bill,” is for the most memorable primitive of the past fifteen years, since the surfacing of Skins’s island in January 2001.

The “Bill” is a one-time only award; previous winners not eligible.  The previous winners include TomInTib, the Bostonian Drunkard, BouncyBall, cousin nadin, Alan Grayson, the subway cat, walrus-face, and the sordid sleazy sweaty terminal big guy in Bellevue.

(For those new here, that’s TomInTib, William Pitt, BouncyBall, nadinbrzezinski, Alan Grayson, undergroundpanther, DainBramaged, and Omaha Steve.)  While eligible for 2016 top DUmmiehood, don’t waste your time nominating them for the “Bill.”

Thank you for your participation.
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Re: nominating thread for Top DUmmies of 2016
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2016, 04:40:50 AM »
Okay, I'm getting ready to take off for the next three days again; unlike the Bostonian Drunkard, franksolich doesn't try to make himself look "important" by dragging a whole lot of internet equipment with him.  I leave the internet, including any and all telephonery, at home when I go somewhere.

I'll be seeing a member of conservativecave Thanksgiving morning too; this is the first time, the very first time, the planets and stars have aligned well enough for a get-together.

Anyway, in case anyone forgets, I choose to nominate ol' hypertensive Bob, the TheMastersNemesis primitive, for a spot among the top ten DUmmies, preferably the first one.  He makes the late grouchy old Don, the NNNHL0I primitive, look kindly and genial in comparison.

And also Lamond, the MrScorpio primitive, for one of the top ten DUmmies.  I'm always worried that I might, or might not, have too high of an opinion of myself and my "gifts," but at least as long as Mrs Corpio's around, at the worst franksolich is merely second-fiddle.

And for the "Bill," the most memorable primitive of the past fifteen years, I choose to nominate Big Mo, the mopinko primitive, and Skippy, the now-gone NYC_SKP primitive; either one's fine by me.
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Re: nominating thread for Top DUmmies of 2016
« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2016, 04:53:14 PM »
For DOTY consideration: Hopalong Bob, the one-footed wonder, otherwise known as TheMastersNemesis. 


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Re: nominating thread for Top DUmmies of 2016
« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2016, 05:13:37 PM »
have a good time, franksolich.

TMN for DOTY, with mopinko a close second. Want to submit the following names for top ten:

kentuck (?????????????)
retrowire ( represents millennials and their angst)
MineralMan (Midwestern blowhard)

wait, I ought to name a woman:

malaise (but not an American one)

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Re: nominating thread for Top DUmmies of 2016
« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2016, 05:34:59 PM »
Kpete.
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Re: nominating thread for Top DUmmies of 2016
« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2016, 06:30:46 PM »
As my second post and a primary reason for joining, I would like to nominate the following:

Graham4HC45.
With DU junior down, this may be a posthumous award.  I do feel that his sense of loss with the defeat of his idol and the resultant inability to appoint the next few USSC justices may lead him to self destruction.
While one of the more, perhaps most, civil primitives, his unwavering support of Her Royal Thighness and his unalterable convictions regarding the 2012 midterm and 2016 Presidential elections should receive its proper recognition.

Strange Luck
Another DU junior reprobate, his unerring and unnerving ability to turn any topic, however inane, into Christian bashing should place him/her/it if not in the top 10, at least in the running.

Lamond aka Mrs. Corpio
It is with deep regret that I admit that I must reside in the same state as this racist meatsack.  While I am grateful for the time he spent in service to our country, there is so much more he could accomplish were he to leave it.  Toll on the Ambassador Bridge is a couple bucks.  If he is lurking, PM me the address, I'll send the cash.

LetMyPeopleVote (Don't know his/her/its DUmp name)
In years of being on political boards, he/she/it is the first and only that I have ever put on ignore.  One can only take reposting of crappy political cartoons for so long and then something has to give.  DOTY would be a good choice for obvious reasons.

Bravenak
Her criticisms of white people, Jews, Bernie Sanders and non-progressives aside, who has done more to elevate the cause and effects of liberalism more than she?  A reward for such enthusiastic behavior is in order.  DOTY could be just the reward she deserves.

Hoyt (CTA102 on DI)
Living proof that a single working brain cell can support a human body.  Lenny Bruce should be rolling in his grave at this primitive's use of his likeness as an avatar.

Stone Space (cilantro on his short lived excursions to DI)
Supposedly a teacher or professor, he is the embodiment of everything wrong in education today.  He may not be as famous or prolific as other nominees, but remember, neither was Trump at one point and like Donald, should be given serious consideration.


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Re: nominating thread for Top DUmmies of 2016
« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2016, 08:08:02 PM »
Is LetMyPeopleVote on DU jr the Dummy rhett or rick?

One more nomination for top ten, if I may:

TobinS


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Re: nominating thread for Top DUmmies of 2016
« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2016, 09:39:07 PM »
Question, are the jackass radicals eligible?

My nominations

Skammer, evad and elad--That fake "hack" brought in some money for them.
Judylynn--Still there but awful quiet about Venezuela since it devolved into chaos
Mineralman--enough said

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Re: nominating thread for Top DUmmies of 2016
« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2016, 10:01:51 PM »
Question, are the jackass radicals eligible?

My nominations

Skammer, evad and elad--That fake "hack" brought in some money for them.
Judylynn--Still there but awful quiet about Venezuela since it devolved into chaos
Mineralman--enough said
Not my place to decide, but I would say yes.  DI clowns too.  Just my opinion.
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Re: nominating thread for Top DUmmies of 2016
« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2016, 10:06:35 PM »
Oops missed that frank had it there in the op that the jack pines are eligible. Doh

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Re: nominating thread for Top DUmmies of 2016
« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2016, 10:06:59 PM »
Not my place to decide, but I would say yes.  DI clowns too.  Just my opinion.

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Re: nominating thread for Top DUmmies of 2016
« Reply #11 on: November 24, 2016, 11:28:05 AM »
I would like to add Pam the demtenjeep. Making a late run with crapping her pants in class. Worth a bill and a dory nomination

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Re: nominating thread for Top DUmmies of 2016
« Reply #12 on: November 24, 2016, 03:59:07 PM »
I would like to add Pam the demtenjeep. Making a late run with the "runs" crapping her pants in class. Worth a bill and a dory nomination

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Re: nominating thread for Top DUmmies of 2016
« Reply #13 on: November 24, 2016, 04:15:11 PM »
It seems like I always pick long shots but this voice in my head keeps telling me to nominate pnwmom for DOTY.

Also, another frothing at the mouth underdog trying like hell to get some dummy cred: LaydeeBug
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Re: nominating thread for Top DUmmies of 2016
« Reply #14 on: November 25, 2016, 10:17:01 AM »
Sheshe2 (blinded by white guilt to the point is hating her own self/race)

randys1 (same affliction as sheshe2. Reigning DOTY.  Would likely repeat if he decided to post in the second half of 2016 rather than just the first half)

The person or entity who brought down DU for two weeks (this patriotic service deserves some sort of recognition)

Skinner (overdue, and probably overlooked, but definitely a deserving candidate)

Bravenak (full retard)

kpete

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Re: nominating thread for Top DUmmies of 2016
« Reply #15 on: November 25, 2016, 10:48:49 AM »

     Smart money is on Der Stumpenfuhrer, Hopalong Bob, TheMastersNemesis.

     May I suggest the following, however:

malaise - Calypso Cathy, just because she's such a complete asshole
KamaAina - all white guilt, all the time
demtenjeep - for one simple phrase: "I shit my pants." I'm not saying she has an extra chromosome, but if you're ever in the market for one...
kpete - she's rich, getting richer, and she never gets called on it. Nor does she ever post a word of her own. Because she's a ****ing idiot.
gothmog - "Hey, remember Milton from Office Space? What if he was a real guy?"
NuclearDem - because he is a known kiddie porn user, and he needs to be outed.
TobinS - because any 350 pound DUmmy with an overalls fixation will always get my vote.
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a certain percentage of DU is depressed and has other mental issues.

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Re: nominating thread for Top DUmmies of 2016
« Reply #16 on: November 25, 2016, 11:59:19 AM »
The person or entity who brought down DU for two weeks (this patriotic service deserves some sort of recognition)

I'm not so sure about this one.  On one hand it was hilarious, but on the other, we were robbed of two weeks worth of fresh melt downs, consternations, and renting of sack cloths on the Island.  Had I my way, it would have stayed up for the whole world to see their idiocy. 

That being said, what happened happened, and there isn't anything that can be done about it.  We were given a bunch of lemons with the shutdown, and so now we can see if lemonade can be made from it.  If the rumblings about AR15.com or that the DUmp was taken down because they are "feared on election nights for their intelligence", ala mopinko-style keep showing up, then I think we might have a contender.

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Re: nominating thread for Top DUmmies of 2016
« Reply #17 on: November 25, 2016, 02:03:18 PM »
     Smart money is on Der Stumpenfuhrer, Hopalong Bob, TheMastersNemesis.

As we run down to the final stretch it seems like Bob is a shoe-in for the top spot.  :-)
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Re: nominating thread for Top DUmmies of 2016
« Reply #18 on: November 25, 2016, 02:24:59 PM »
As we run down to the final stretch it seems like Bob is a shoe-in for the top spot.  :-)
We'll have to wait for the ballots to come in.  Hopefully Hop a long Bob isn't getting too cocky.
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Re: nominating thread for Top DUmmies of 2016
« Reply #19 on: November 25, 2016, 02:34:01 PM »
We'll have to wait for the ballots to come in.  Hopefully Hop a long Bob isn't getting too cocky.

Very true. 

Ole Hopalong could still flame out like Cackles McPansuits.  Clinton Defeats Trump! 

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Re: nominating thread for Top DUmmies of 2016
« Reply #20 on: November 25, 2016, 02:50:49 PM »
DOTY nomination: 

mopinko

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Re: nominating thread for Top DUmmies of 2016
« Reply #21 on: November 25, 2016, 04:44:27 PM »
Hopalong
Stone Space
Mopinko
Bravenak
Malaise
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Liberals disgust me. (Now I don't have to remember to put it on each post).

Because only the left goes searching for that which is not there in a desperate attempt to be offended about something.

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Re: nominating thread for Top DUmmies of 2016
« Reply #22 on: November 25, 2016, 09:00:06 PM »
I'm all-in for TMN. The rage is just escalating more every day and the entertainment value alone is priceless.
Poo-Pants is probably my second pick. And just for the record, I wouldn't ever make fun of a real person for a medical condition like that, but we are talking about libs here so...

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Re: nominating thread for Top DUmmies of 2016
« Reply #23 on: November 26, 2016, 09:09:56 AM »
BFDU's inclusion of NuclearDem jogged my memory.

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Re: nominating thread for Top DUmmies of 2016
« Reply #24 on: November 26, 2016, 10:04:27 AM »
I know frank is probably busy right now, so I'll compile list of candidates currently nominated:


*********************************************Current Nominations as of 11/26/2016**************************************
DOTY:

boston bean
Bravenak
ColesCountyDem
demtenjeep
gothmog
Graham4HC45 (DI)
Hoyt (CTA102 on DI)
Judylynn
KamaAina
kentuck
kpete
LaydeeBug
LetMyPeopleVote (DI)
malaise
MineralMan
mopinko
MrScorpio
NuclearDem
OmahaSteve
pnwmom
randys1
retrowire
sheshe2
Skinner/Elad/EarlG
Stone Space (cilantro on DI)
Strange Luck (DI)
TheMastersNemesis
The person or entity who brought down DU for two weeks
TobinS




The "Bill":
NYC_SKP
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