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Offline Ptarmigan

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Why Is Hollywood So Scared of Bunnies?
« on: September 15, 2016, 07:01:21 PM »
Why Is Hollywood So Scared of Bunnies?
http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2016/07/the-secret-life-of-pets-and-hollywoods-evil-bunny-fixation

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His animal buddies might not think he’s a bad guy, but to humans, Kevin Hart’s Snowball—one of the many stars of The Secret Life of Pets—is the stuff of nightmares. On the surface, he’s an adorable bunny; in real life, he’s a hardened gang leader bent on taking humanity down a peg. And cinephiles with a good memory—or basically anyone who’s ever heard of Donnie Darko—know that Snowball is far from the first fierce bunny to appear onscreen.

It’s easy to see how Bunnies As Monsters has become a trope: what’s more delightfully ironic than warping nature’s most adorable, fluffy creatures into fang-baring, red-eyed demons? You may be surprised, though, to see just how frequently Hollywood has drawn from the scary-bunny well over the years. Here are just a few highlights.

Rabbits are evil and terrorists. They control everything. FILTHY SODOMITE DAMNED TERRORIST BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :argh:
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Re: Why Is Hollywood So Scared of Bunnies?
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2016, 10:13:22 AM »
Easy.  Watch, Ptarmy . . .

Hollywood is scared of bunnies.

Hollywood is also scared of conservatives.

Therefore, bunnies must be conservative . . . :whistling:



See? :tongue: :fuelfire:
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Re: Why Is Hollywood So Scared of Bunnies?
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2016, 09:36:18 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on September 16, 2016, 10:13:22 AM
Easy.  Watch, Ptarmy . . .

Hollywood is scared of bunnies.

Hollywood is also scared of conservatives.

Therefore, bunnies must be conservative . . . :whistling:



See? :tongue: :fuelfire:

Hollywood does not have ptarmigans.

Wonder why?

Rabbits!
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