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Offline Ptarmigan

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Escaped Pet Rabbit Leads Cops To Pot Plants After He Keeps Coming Home High
https://www.thedodo.com/rabbit-leads-cops-pot-plants-1967577317.html

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Sometimes a carrot or two just isn't enough to, you know, take the edge off. But one hopped-up rabbit's less-than-legal alternative actually ended up turning him into an unwitting crime fighter.

Last week, the big-eared pet, named Pinpon, helped lead authorities to an abandoned house containing marijuana plants in the village of Huaura, Peru. As multiple local news outlets are reporting, however, his actions weren't so pure.

Turns out, the illicit pot-grow operation was only discovered because Pinpon was helping himself to the supply.

Rabbits promote drug use. Case closed!
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The growers were probably using imported ptarmigan manure as fertilizer. :whistling:
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