Author Topic: AsherHeimermann makes an appearance raise curtain (Read 5899 times)

Chris_ · « **Reply #25 on:** July 31, 2008, 09:58:42 PM »

Quote from: mamacags on July 31, 2008, 09:50:35 PM

Something seriously fishy is going on. However, I giggle at the idea that a 14 year old "democrat" went to skimmer's island to get support. These are the same people who consider their babies parasites. Like they aren't going to eat him alive. Wouldn't it be funny if it was a mole just being moley?

It put a link to it's Flickr site up in the first thread it made.

Poor, dumb bastard.

delilahmused · « **Reply #26 on:** August 01, 2008, 12:27:01 AM »

Quote from: blitzkrieg_17 on July 31, 2008, 08:39:55 PM

There are 14 year olds who are smarter.

Actually, he's not very articulate given that he's supposedly this political savant who's been doing this kind of thing since he was 10. I know 9 & 10 year old homeschoolers who communicate better than Asher (why do I keep getting this image of an Anime soap opera in my head). I'd be really disappointed to find out this was an adult.

Cindie

dandi · « **Reply #27 on:** August 01, 2008, 01:25:47 AM »

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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 07:45 PM
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6. Um, I don't want to seem like some cynical old fart (though I am one), but why are you asking people to send YOU money, instead of asking them to send it directly to the Obama campaign?

And, dude, you have a less-than-stellar reputation on the Web. I may be an old fart but I know how to use Google, and I found this tidbit:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Asher_Heimermann

Oooooo. Dickhead Tracy is on the case.

Sic 'em, Dickhead!

franksolich · « **Reply #28 on:** August 01, 2008, 07:12:38 AM »

Oh man.

The bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive has been relentless overnight.

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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 11:04 PM
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41. Only because of having been burned / duped by assuming the good before.

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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 10:00 PM
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34. Skinner has stated publicly he prefers to be called Skinner on DU

Not by his given name. Just an FYI.

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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 11:13 PM
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42. Gee, the "Skinner/David" issue PLUS the "You people" comment. Hey, Lost, what is your radar telling you right about now? I'll bet it's sounding all kinds of alarms.

Of course it's sounding all sorts of alarms.

The bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive is reputed to be of a vigorously violent temperament.

He loses it all the time, even an old "garage sale" sign posted to a telephone pole setting him off.

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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 11:27 PM
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45. Not specifically, but I know what you mean. You know what really made me wonder about the original "Star Trek" series in the 1960s?

EVERY damn episode, the Enterprise would be struck by some kind of Enemy Weapon, and EVERY TIME, everyone on the Enterprise's flight deck would FALL OUT OF HIS OR HER CHAIR and onto the floor.

Hadn't they ever heard, that far in the future, of SEAT BELTS?

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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Fri Aug-01-08 12:04 AM
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54. And yet so many DUers take him at face value, trusting lot that we tend to be.

And then the stupidest person on the whole entire internet pops in:

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sfexpat2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Fri Aug-01-08 04:06 AM
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62. Welcome, Asher. It's great to see you here.

You know, I suspect the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive is actually performing a valuable public service, in trying to drive the cherub away.

One has to remember the cherub is still only a kid, ill-informed about the ways of the world.

One also has to remember that while Skins's island is inhabited mostly by the stupid or the uncouth, there are real predators, real deviates, real criminals, among them, putting the cherub at risk and peril.

I am really surprised the cherub's parents aren't monitoring his internet use, for his own safety.

Chris_ · « **Reply #29 on:** August 01, 2008, 09:22:22 AM »

He's not very good on the follow-through, is he? Check out the Topic and Post count.

http://www. activeboard.com/forum.spark?forumID=124136&p=1

edit: copy and paste. i wanted to leave the URL un-parsed, but there's no option for it.

franksolich · « **Reply #30 on:** August 01, 2008, 09:30:43 AM »

Quote from: Scoobie on August 01, 2008, 09:09:41 AM

Wonder what his Savior Obamasiah would think about his framed picture of Dick Cheney in the background.

I dunno.

Actually, for some of us, it's a hobby collecting such things, autographed photographs.

This is a 100% hard-core die-hard Republican household here, but I've got lots of autographed photographs of Democrat, liberal, and primitive politicians.

During the presidency of the Impeached One, I had a framed autographed photograph of Alphonse Capote Gore hanging in the sanitary facilities, above the tank of the commode. I'm not sure why, but I intensely disliked the then-vice-president more so than the then-president.

After the election of 2000, I then used one of Thomas Daschle.

And then beginning about late 2002, I alternated between one of Patrick "Joe McCarthy" Leahy and Charles "Joe McCarthy" Schumer. I've been contemplating replacing it with one of Vast Teddy, but Vast Teddy is in declining health, and it might not be good taste. I'm waiting to see how this Barry "Goldwater" Obama thing comes out, I guess, before taking down Pat and Charlie.

Wretched Excess · « **Reply #31 on:** August 01, 2008, 09:39:37 AM »

DO NOT HOT LINK TO PHOTOS OF DU MEMBERS.

thank you.

Tucker · « **Reply #32 on:** August 01, 2008, 09:43:08 AM »

Quote from: Chris on August 01, 2008, 09:22:22 AM

He's not very good on the follow-through, is he? Check out the Topic and Post count.

http://www. activeboard.com/forum.spark?forumID=124136&p=1

edit: copy and paste. i wanted to leave the URL un-parsed, but there's no option for it.

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Registered Members: 1 Topics: 0 Total Posts: 0
There are currently 0 member(s) and 2 guest(s) online.
6 user(s) visited this forum in the past 24 hours
The most users ever online was 0 member(s) and 2 guest(s) at 2:48am Aug 01, 2008

That's so new it squeaks.

Ralph Wiggum · « **Reply #33 on:** August 01, 2008, 02:24:22 PM »

A brand new thread...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3715990

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AsherHeimermann (57 posts)
Fri Aug-01-08 02:19 PM
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I Have Administrative Approval

I have Democratic Underground Administrative Approval to fundraise for Senator Barack Obama's presidential campaign.

As a 14 year old student, I dream of a President who is honest, personable, intelligent, and wise.

Many others as well as myself, want a leader with courage and integrity who has known the struggles of an everyday American. A lot of people have stopped believing that may even be possible. I haven't stopped believing. I support Senator Barack Obama because he is that leader.

Join me in supporting Senator Obama by making a donation to my personal fundraising page:

http://my.barackobama.com/asherheimermann

This campaign for the presidency is unparalleled in history. Our need for an honest, fresh-thinking leader could not be more urgent. Americans are hungry for change and Senator Obama will bring that change when he is elected.

Please take a minute to check out my page and make a donation of any size and help me reach my new fundraising goal of $5,000:

http://my.barackobama.com/asherheimermann

Thank You,

Mr. Asher Heimermann
Wisconsin High School Freshman
http://www.AsherHeimermann.com

franksolich · « **Reply #34 on:** August 01, 2008, 02:32:58 PM »

Oh my.

The cherub's likely to get a whole lot of primitive responses such as this:

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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Fri Aug-01-08 03:23 PM
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1. I just checked your website. You're adorable.

I've already donated the maximum. Sorry. Good luck.

Primitives do that all the time.

Ralph Wiggum · « **Reply #35 on:** August 01, 2008, 02:47:58 PM »

Quote from: franksolich on August 01, 2008, 02:32:58 PM

Oh my.

The cherub's likely to get a whole lot of primitive responses such as this:

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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Fri Aug-01-08 03:23 PM
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1. I just checked your website. You're adorable.

I've already donated the maximum. Sorry. Good luck.

Primitives do that all the time.

Precisely, they lie. I bet Asher won't get enough donations to buy a pack of bubble gum.

Lord Undies · « **Reply #36 on:** August 01, 2008, 02:48:29 PM »

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AsherHeimermann (57 posts)
Fri Aug-01-08 02:19 PM
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I Have Administrative Approval

I have Democratic Underground Administrative Approval to fundraise for Senator Barack Obama's presidential campaign.

I guess saying it makes it so?

As a 14 year old student, I dream of a President who is honest, personable, intelligent, and wise.

Then you must LOVE President Bush!

Many others as well as myself, want a leader with courage and integrity who has known the struggles of an everyday American. A lot of people have stopped believing that may even be possible. I haven't stopped believing. I support Senator Barack Obama because he is that leader.

What courage and integrity has Obama Hussein demonstrated that has you all a-goggle? List, please.

Join me in supporting Senator Obama by making a donation to my personal fundraising page:

http://my.barackobama.com/asherheimermann

Why do you need to be a clearinghouse for contributions to the O. Hussein campaign? It doesn't make sense.

This campaign for the presidency is unparalleled in history.

HA! It happens ever four years. It's happened three times in your lifetime. Another sleazy socialists tries to become president. It ain't groundbreaking.

Our need for an honest, fresh-thinking leader could not be more urgent. Americans are hungry for change and Senator Obama will bring that change when he is elected.

Honest? About what? Fresh-thinking? Hardly. Marxist thinking has been around since...well, Marx.

Please take a minute to check out my page and make a donation of any size and help me reach my new fundraising goal of $5,000:

http://my.barackobama.com/asherheimermann

I think your parents need to be investigated by some upstanding Christian organization. I think you are being abused.

Thank You,

Mr. Asher Heimermann
Wisconsin High School Freshman
http://www.AsherHeimermann.com

You are welcome

franksolich · « **Reply #37 on:** August 01, 2008, 02:51:01 PM »

Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on August 01, 2008, 02:47:58 PM

Precisely, they lie. I bet Asher won't get enough donations to buy a pack of bubble gum.

You know, this really bothers me, that the cherub's parents aren't monitoring his internet usage.

The kid's setting himself up for a heap of trouble, from the rectal apertures, the deviates, the predators, on Skins's island.

I think the cherub should be playing with electric trains, not trying to be some wunderkind of the internet; he's setting himself up.

Bondai · « **Reply #38 on:** August 01, 2008, 03:02:13 PM »

Quote from: franksolich on August 01, 2008, 02:51:01 PM

Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on August 01, 2008, 02:47:58 PM
Precisely, they lie. I bet Asher won't get enough donations to buy a pack of bubble gum.

You know, this really bothers me, that the cherub's parents aren't monitoring his internet usage.

The kid's setting himself up for a heap of trouble, from the rectal apertures, the deviates, the predators, on Skins's island.

I think the cherub should be playing with electric trains, not trying to be some wunderkind of the internet; he's setting himself up.

I agree, he is way out of his normal range of activities for a young person. His parents must be real winners...KOS kids no doubt.

ScubaGuy · « **Reply #39 on:** August 04, 2008, 07:14:32 AM »

This kid is strange.

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RushIsRot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Aug-02-08 01:58 AM
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63. Welcome Asher! Are you aware of, or have you met Ava? She's

another of DU's young treasures. No doubt you two would have much to discuss.

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AsherHeimermann (105 posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Mon Aug-04-08 07:51 AM
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65. Ava Who?   Updated at 5:25 PM

I don't know who you are talking about.
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Umm. Ava as in Ava's Army. Remember? You're a member? Hello?

franksolich · « **Reply #40 on:** August 04, 2008, 07:26:17 AM »

Well, this morning when I saw this was active, I hoped the bonfire on Skins's island had been doused, and the cherub was under the caring supervision of the parents again, given that he's barely old enough to ride a bicycle and have an electric train, much less post on an internet site known to have primitives, savages, beasts, and.....predators.

But no, alas, the bonfire's still burning.

Oh well.

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blondie58 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Mon Aug-04-08 08:20 AM
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68. yeah, and I think that it is really cool!

Now here is Ava- another of our younger members- http://journals.democraticunderground.com/Ava
She started a site called "peace takes courage". Again, it is great to have you on board. Don't mind all of the profanity or the nitpicking. Some people just like to ruffle your feathers- and then we do get some freepers aka/ Republicans who like to come to the site and stir up trouble.

Okay, who among us has been rowing a boat over to Skins's island to stir up trouble?

I've been on Skins's island constantly, and the only ones I see stirring up trouble are the Obamaite primitives.

JohnnyReb · « **Reply #41 on:** August 04, 2008, 07:35:35 AM »

Quote from: franksolich on August 04, 2008, 07:26:17 AM

Well, this morning when I saw this was active, I hoped the bonfire on Skins's island had been doused, and the cherub was under the caring supervision of the parents again, given that he's barely old enough to ride a bicycle and have an electric train, much less post on an internet site known to have primitives, savages, beasts, and.....predators.

But no, alas, the bonfire's still burning.

Oh well.

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blondie58 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Mon Aug-04-08 08:20 AM
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68. yeah, and I think that it is really cool!

Now here is Ava- another of our younger members- http://journals.democraticunderground.com/Ava
She started a site called "peace takes courage". Again, it is great to have you on board. Don't mind all of the profanity or the nitpicking. Some people just like to ruffle your feathers- and then we do get some freepers aka/ Republicans who like to come to the site and stir up trouble.

Okay, who among us has been rowing a boat over to Skins's island to stir up trouble?

I've been on Skins's island constantly, and the only ones I see stirring up trouble are the Obamaite primitives.

It ain't me. If I were going, I'd take a carrier group.

franksolich · « **Reply #42 on:** August 04, 2008, 07:58:12 AM »

Oh now, surely one wouldn't need a carrier task force to disembark on Skins's island.

I can hardly wait for the numbers from BadCat's DUmpster Diver.

It's true that one rowing ashore onto Skins's island isn't exactly welcomed by the primitives, but one should remember how the primitives are spooked, frightened, by outsiders. The beach on Skins's island may look deserted and all that, but really, the primitives are huddling behind the trees and bushes further inland, staring and gaping in hostile sullen wide-eyed sweaty terror from afar at the intruder.

I can hardly wait for the numbers from BadCat's DUmpster Diver.

miskie · « **Reply #43 on:** August 04, 2008, 10:30:41 AM »

It sounds like Asher's only mission is to google bomb himself into fame - Obama is just the vehicle he is currently using.

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