AsherHeimermann makes an appearance ** raise curtain**

[Tucker]

AsherHeimermann (50 posts)       Thu Jul-31-08 07:58 PM
Original message
BTW, I'm A Real Person 
 Edited on Thu Jul-31-08 08:02 PM by AsherHeimermann
Some people here think that I'm not a 14 year old. My name is Asher heimermann from Wisconsin. I'm active in poltiics and government. I did not know that I could not let people know that I have a fundraising goal for Senator Obama's campaign. I'm sorry if I made anyone upset.

Check out this interview if you don't believe me:

http://www.todaystmj4.com/features/specialassignment/15...

 

The drooling is sticky.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3711529

[franksolich]

Link?

I wanna see if Lil Ava's discovered her competition yet.

[Tucker]

Link added at bottom. Sorry.

[franksolich]

Oh my.

The bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive doesn't believe the cherub is real.

[franksolich]

The crappyhippychichlet primitive has eminently wise words of wisdom for the cherub.

Happyhippychick  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 08:10 PM
Response to Original message

12. Warning: here comes the Jewish mother in me
   
I don't think it's a good idea to post your full name and location on any public website. If my kids did it I would be furious. Please edit to take out this information, there are lunatics everywhere. I'm surprised that you would use your first and last name as a username - it's the first thing I've taught my kids never, ever to do.

End of Jewish mother lecture.

The moderators on Skins's island must be asleep at the wheel.....or something.

[Odin's Hand]

AsherHeimermann (51 posts)       Thu Jul-31-08 09:05 PM
Response to Reply #27
28. Humm... 
 I don't understand how many times I will have to say this but the money goes directly to the campaign.

DU has it's own personal fundraising page:

http://my.barackobama.com/page/outreach/view/main/du

And I have one too:

http://my.barackobama.com/asherheimermann 

Looks like $Kammer's European vacation fund has some competition as well.

[franksolich]

The bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive's being a Fat Che in the punchbowl.

Redstone  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 08:15 PM
Response to Original message

17. Persistent, aren't you? Hey, how does the Obama campaign feel about you selling stickers?
   
Don't they usually, uh, GIVE them away?

PS: You want us to believe / trust you? Get in touch with the Mods, present your bona fides to them, let them check you out, and make a recommendation to us.

If the Mods say you're OK, I'll believe it. But not until then.

AsherHeimermann  (51 posts) Thu Jul-31-08 08:20 PM
Response to Reply #17

20. Well...   
   
The campaign has not said anything but they know my fundraising ideas. Again, I'm not making one dollar. All of the money that I raise goes directly to the campaign.

Redstone  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 08:21 PM
Response to Reply #20

21. And you can provide proof of that, exactly how? I'm done with your game for tonight, because I'm leaving for vacation tomorrow. I would say "I'll see you around," but I'm guessing that I won't.

[franksolich]

TexasObserver  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 08:43 PM
Response to Original message

22. You're too damn honest to be anyone but who you say you are.
   
The average age here is 97, so when a kid shows up, it's big news, and some won't believe it.

You might turn out to be a very clever junior at M.I.T., but I suspect you're who you say you are. Even if you're not, why would I care? You're apparently supporting Obama, and that's what I care about.

Redstone  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 08:50 PM
Response to Reply #22

23. But none of the others of us are asking people to send us money. Doesn't that set off your radar? I may be 97, but I ain't numb.

TexasObserver  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 08:56 PM
Response to Reply #23

25. that's why I advised him to contact admins and tell them what he is doing ...
   
... and ask them to tell him what he can and cannot do here (that was in the other thread).

I assume good motives until I have reason to do otherwise. If he is the person he represents himself to be, he should be welcomed, encouraged, utilized, and educated. There is a chronic nastiness that some DU members heap on new posters, routinely, usually assuming things that are completely unjustified. Why not err the other direction?

AsherHeimermann  (51 posts) Thu Jul-31-08 08:57 PM
Response to Reply #24

26. Not a scam   
   
Why would I be running a scam? I've been interviewed by a major TV station and I would not do something like a "scam" while be active in politics. I have began to think that you people have an issue with young people involved in politics.

Damn, there was an earlier bonfire on Skins's island, and I missed it?

Damn.

Here, I spent all day observing Skins's island, and all that happened was that no matter where I went, I kept bumping into the stupidest person on the whole entire internet, Doug's ex-wife.

[Tucker]

AsherHeimermann (51 posts)       Thu Jul-31-08 09:05 PM
Response to Reply #27
28. Humm... 
 I don't understand how many times I will have to say this but the money goes directly to the campaign.

DU has it's own personal fundraising page:

http://my.barackobama.com/page/outreach/view/main/du

And I have one too:

http://my.barackobama.com/asherheimermann 

Looks like $Kammer's European vacation fund has some competition as well.

Ava's on the alert button. Granite chips are flying.

[Schadenfreude]

The kid is getting a rude awakening to the miserableness that is the democratic party. Tough love Asher, tough love. 

[Chris_]

I still don't think he's 14.

[Lord Undies]

I still don't think he's 14.

That's the average mental age of an Hussein Obama supporter, and I'm series. 

[Chris_]

There are 14 year olds who are smarter.

[franksolich]

Damn, this is not my day.

I'm looking around for the first bonfire lit by the cherub, and bumped into the stupidest person on the whole entire internet.....again.....

Anyway, I found the earlier bonfire.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3711186

Redstone  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 07:45 PM
Response to Original message

6. Um, I don't want to seem like some cynical old fart (though I am one), but why are you asking people to send YOU money, instead of asking them to send it directly to the Obama campaign?

And, dude, you have a less-than-stellar reputation on the Web. I may be an old fart but I know how to use Google, and I found this tidbit:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Asher_Heimermann

I saw that tidbit too, but have no idea what to make of it.

AsherHeimermann  (53 posts) Thu Jul-31-08 07:50 PM
Response to Reply #6

9. Comment from Asher Heimermann   
   
Again, the money will be sent to the CAMPAIGN and NOT me. I signed up for a personal fundraising page as I'm a member of Senator Obama's Grassroots Finance Committee. I know that I got started on the wrong side but I have come to know how to use the internet in a good way.

In fact, I was interviewed by an NBC station in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, for my involvement in politics and volunteering for the Senator's campaign.

http://www.todaystmj4.com/features/specialassignment/15...
   

Redstone  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 07:47 PM
Response to Original message

7. Furthermore, why are all your replies titled "Comment from Asher Heimermann?" Sounds kind of, well, ROBOTIC to me. But what do I know?

I'm with the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive on this one.

I find it sounds kind of like, well, not Moses speaking from the Mount, but God speaking from the Mount.

AsherHeimermann  (53 posts) Thu Jul-31-08 07:53 PM
Response to Reply #7

11. Comment from Asher Heimermann   
   
Redstone,

Are you saying that you don't believe that I'm a 14 year old involved in politics? I'm a real person.

Redstone  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 07:55 PM
Response to Reply #11

16. Then how about using a different subject line in your next post?

chimpsrsmarter  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 07:48 PM
Response to Original message

8. Well this is a tad Hal.

Redstone  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 07:51 PM
Response to Reply #8

10. Isn't it? Glad to see I'm not the only one whose radar has been set off.

franksolich's radar went off by the time the cherub had made his third comment, on Sunday, I think.

chimpsrsmarter  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 07:53 PM
Response to Reply #10

12. And the op has another almost identical thread going, Hal the spammer.

Redstone  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 07:56 PM
Response to Reply #12

17. Where? I want to alert on that one as well.

chimpsrsmarter  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 07:57 PM
Response to Reply #17

18. Here you go.
   
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

Redstone  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 08:02 PM
Response to Reply #18

19. Thank you too much. Visited and duly alerted.

chimpsrsmarter  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 08:03 PM
Response to Reply #19

20. but wait Redstone, there's more!
   
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

Redstone  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 08:19 PM
Response to Reply #20

27. Oh, the hits just keep on coming, don't they? I invited him to take his case to the Mods so they check him out. If the Mods vet him and say he's kosher, I'll suspend my disbelief.

But for now, I gotta go. I need to pack the cameras for my trip to Vermont tomorrow.

Do me a favor, would you, and send me a PM sometime over the next few days to let me know how all this ended up shaking out? (I absolutely NEVER go online when I'm on vacation.)

Wow.

The bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive can afford a vacation in this George Bush economy, the worst economy since Moses descended down from Mount Sinai to speak to the great unwashed?

Lex  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 08:04 PM
Response to Original message

22. Heads-Up on the DU rules about fund-raising on this board
   
"Do not use our message board for personal fundraising, for-profit advertising, or selling products or services, except in the specially-designated "DU Marketplace" forum. We will occasionally make an exception in cases where the product or service contributes to the Democratic or progressive cause, provided that you ask an administrator for permission before you post."

Link to the rules:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/forums/rules.html

AsherHeimermann  (53 posts) Thu Jul-31-08 08:07 PM
Response to Reply #22

24. But...   
   
I'm not getting one dollar for myself here. The money goes directly to the campaign.

Lex  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 08:09 PM
Response to Reply #24

25. You are using DU to do fund-raising, are you not?
   
I'm just trying to give you a heads-up is all. You should clear it with the DU Admins.

I imagine that if lots of Democrats had your same idea, DU would be inundated with threads like yours.

Redstone  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 08:19 PM
Response to Reply #24

28. So you say.

One senses the cherub isn't for long on Skins's island.

[Lord Undies]

There are 14 year olds who are smarter.

Oh, Lard yes!  I know two who are on the ball, socially and politically.  They both have wonderful parents.  They waste their time doing charity work for the community instead of trying to fleece folks out of money for some millionaire socialist's silly pointless political dabblings.

[franksolich]

Oh my.

The bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive is all over the cherub.

Different bonfire:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3711433

AsherHeimermann  (53 posts) Thu Jul-31-08 07:45 PM
Original message

Free Obama Stickers
   
I do have some left over Barack Obama for President label stickers. I am willing to mail out ten free stickers to the first 15 people that make a contribution of $5.00 or more. Just make sure that you send me your mailing address to me, so I can send out the stickers to you. I would really like to raise $5,000 by October, 2008.

Make your contribution on http://my.barackobama.com/asherheimermann in order for you receive your ten free Barack Obama for President stickers and to help me, a high school freshman, raise $5,000 for Senator Obama's presidential campaign.

AsherHeimermann  (53 posts) Thu Jul-31-08 07:54 PM
Response to Original message

4. Comment from Asher Heimermann
   
How can this be spam? I'm letting people know of something thats real and I'm raising money for Senator Obama.

Redstone  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 08:01 PM
Response to Reply #4

8. So post a reply with a differnt subject line. I dare you.

[Chris_]

There are 14 year olds who are smarter.

Oh, Lard yes!  I know two who are on the ball, socially and politically.  They both have wonderful parents.  They waste their time doing charity work for the community instead of trying to fleece folks out of money for some millionaire socialist's silly pointless political dabblings.

When I was 14 Clinton was running for his second term and I knew he was no good. I knew, since I'd be able to vote in the next presidential election, that I'd be voting R. But besides that I had no political knowledge.

[Lord Undies]

There are 14 year olds who are smarter.

Oh, Lard yes!  I know two who are on the ball, socially and politically.  They both have wonderful parents.  They waste their time doing charity work for the community instead of trying to fleece folks out of money for some millionaire socialist's silly pointless political dabblings.

When I was 14 Clinton was running for his second term and I knew he was no good. I knew, since I'd be able to vote in the next presidential election, that I'd be voting R. But besides that I had no political knowledge.

I turned 18 in June of 1972.  Guess for whom my vote was cast.  It was the first election for 18-year-olds.

[Chris_]

There are 14 year olds who are smarter.

Oh, Lard yes!  I know two who are on the ball, socially and politically.  They both have wonderful parents.  They waste their time doing charity work for the community instead of trying to fleece folks out of money for some millionaire socialist's silly pointless political dabblings.

When I was 14 Clinton was running for his second term and I knew he was no good. I knew, since I'd be able to vote in the next presidential election, that I'd be voting R. But besides that I had no political knowledge.

I turned 18 in June of 1972.  Guess for whom my vote was cast.  It was the first election for 18-year-olds.

Nixon?

edited for quote error

[Lord Undies]

There are 14 year olds who are smarter.

Oh, Lard yes!  I know two who are on the ball, socially and politically.  They both have wonderful parents.  They waste their time doing charity work for the community instead of trying to fleece folks out of money for some millionaire socialist's silly pointless political dabblings.

When I was 14 Clinton was running for his second term and I knew he was no good. I knew, since I'd be able to vote in the next presidential election, that I'd be voting R. But besides that I had no political knowledge.

I turned 18 in June of 1972.  Guess for whom my vote was cast.  It was the first election for 18-year-olds.

Nixon?

Yep.  And then I lied to my dad about it.  My dad was a high union muckity-muck.

[Lord Undies]

NYCGirl  (1000+ posts)         Mon Feb-18-08 11:30 AM
Response to Reply #20
22. My first vote was cast in 1972 for George McGovern. I'm not "week" behind
   the ears, but I'd say your calling me right wing is very "weak."

 

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=4640572&mesg_id=4641961

[Tucker]

There are 14 year olds who are smarter.

Oh, Lard yes!  I know two who are on the ball, socially and politically.  They both have wonderful parents.  They waste their time doing charity work for the community instead of trying to fleece folks out of money for some millionaire socialist's silly pointless political dabblings.

When I was 14 Clinton was running for his second term and I knew he was no good. I knew, since I'd be able to vote in the next presidential election, that I'd be voting R. But besides that I had no political knowledge.

I turned 18 in June of 1972.  Guess for whom my vote was cast.  It was the first election for 18-year-olds.

I got discharged from the Army in 72. My 1st election as well. I voted for Nixon and would do so again.

[asdf2231]

Oh Hay...

The little DoucheNozzle is a member of AVA'S ARMY!!

http://www.avasarmy.com/blog/89

[USA4ME]

AsherHeimermann is no Bev Harris and Andy S. when it comes to snookering the DUmmies.

.

[mamacags]

Something seriously fishy is going on.  However, I giggle at the idea that a 14 year old "democrat" went to skimmer's island to get support.  These are the same people who consider their babies parasites.  Like they aren't going to eat him alive.  Wouldn't it be funny if it was a mole just being moley?