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Offline mrclose

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You Need To Know This
« on: January 13, 2016, 03:31:13 PM »
If you haven't already, don't bother spending your money on tonight's power-ball lottery!

I have already won!

California Psychics just told me so!

I am so sorry .. better luck next time!
"When you are dead, you don't know that you are dead.
It is difficult only for the others.

It is the same when you are stupid."

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Re: You Need To Know This
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2016, 03:33:52 PM »
I always invest in the lottery, but I cut out all the middlemen first.
I wait until the winner is announced, then I send $2 directly to the winner/winners.
There were only two options for gender. At last count there are at least 12, according to libs. By that standard, I'm a male lesbian.

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Re: You Need To Know This
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2016, 12:05:50 AM »
DAMNIT!
My psychic was wrong .. again!
(I wonder if she saw my request for a refund request?)
"When you are dead, you don't know that you are dead.
It is difficult only for the others.

It is the same when you are stupid."

~ Anonymous

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Re: You Need To Know This
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2016, 07:44:22 PM »
Has your psychic predicted her own firing yet ?
There were only two options for gender. At last count there are at least 12, according to libs. By that standard, I'm a male lesbian.