I'd like to keep this short and sweet. My name is John Doe. My wife is Jane, I'd introduce her but she's nowhere to be found. I came here because I've been watching this country go down the drain for eight years straight now. As you can imagine, I'm damn well tired of it. Other than that I'm a history buff, computer whiz, and an admirer of the art of debate. I'm also hella paranoid, so if you need some computer security advice, hit me up. I've got your back. See you around, fellow cavemen.