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Offline John Doe

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New member here!
« on: October 02, 2015, 09:32:30 PM »
I'd like to keep this short and sweet. My name is John Doe. My wife is Jane, I'd introduce her but she's nowhere to be found.  I came here because I've been watching this country go down the drain for eight years straight now. As you can imagine, I'm damn well tired of it. Other than that I'm a history buff,  computer whiz, and an admirer of the art of debate. I'm also hella paranoid, so if you need some computer security advice, hit me up. I've got your back. See you around, fellow cavemen.

Offline Chris_

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Re: New member here!
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2015, 10:45:53 PM »
Another new guy.

Get in line, buddy.
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Offline Bad Dog

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Re: New member here!
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2015, 11:19:34 PM »
Welcome Mr. Doe

Offline Dblhaul

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Re: New member here!
« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2015, 01:30:48 AM »
howdy.

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Re: New member here!
« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2015, 08:58:46 AM »
I had a next door neighbor named Bob Brown.
My name has a similar ring to it like John Q. Public.
The rest of the neighborhood used to call us the generic neighbors.

Welcome to the cave.
Glad to have you aboard.
Hope your stay is long an profitable.

I usually am number 1 to reply in new guy(gal) threads, but Chris_  edged me out this time.
There were only two options for gender. At last count there are at least 12, according to libs. By that standard, I'm a male lesbian.

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Re: New member here!
« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2015, 09:45:56 AM »
Welcome!
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Offline Boudicca

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Re: New member here!
« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2015, 03:05:28 PM »
I had a next door neighbor named Bob Brown.
My name has a similar ring to it like John Q. Public.
The rest of the neighborhood used to call us the generic neighbors.

Welcome to the cave.
Glad to have you aboard.
Hope your stay is long an profitable.

I usually am number 1 to reply in new guy(gal) threads, but Chris_  edged me out this time.

Are your neighbors currently black like you are, in solidarity with your protest about someone named Serena Williams or something like that? :whistling:

Welcome, John Doe or whoever you really are.
« Last Edit: October 03, 2015, 03:13:18 PM by Boudicca »
Sneaking into a country doesn't make you an immigrant any
more than breaking into someone's house makes you part of the family.
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Offline obumazombie

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Re: New member here!
« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2015, 05:20:49 PM »
Are your neighbors currently black like you are, in solidarity with your protest about someone named Serena Williams or something like that? :whistling:

Welcome, John Doe or whoever you really are.

Bob Brown was brown.
Back then I wasn't protesting the current administration, but I should have been.
There were only two options for gender. At last count there are at least 12, according to libs. By that standard, I'm a male lesbian.

Offline Boudicca

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Re: New member here!
« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2015, 06:25:15 PM »
Bob Brown was brown.
Back then I wasn't protesting the current administration, but I should have been.

You know you can make my brain hurt, right dude? :lmao: :lmao:
Sneaking into a country doesn't make you an immigrant any
more than breaking into someone's house makes you part of the family.
(Poster bolky from thehill.com blog discussion)

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Re: New member here!
« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2015, 08:22:22 PM »
I had a next door neighbor named Bob Brown.
My name has a similar ring to it like John Q. Public.
The rest of the neighborhood used to call us the generic neighbors.

Welcome to the cave.
Glad to have you aboard.
Hope your stay is long an profitable.

I usually am number 1 to reply in new guy(gal) threads, but Chris_  edged me out this time.

Our neighbor's name was John Smith when I was younger.

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Re: New member here!
« Reply #10 on: October 05, 2015, 03:19:58 PM »
Our neighbor's name was John Smith when I was younger.

When I was a little lad, my Mom taught me the words to "John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith"...and then we sang it together.
There were only two options for gender. At last count there are at least 12, according to libs. By that standard, I'm a male lesbian.