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Faux pas  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed Jul-23-08 03:34 AM
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How Far To The Left Are You?
   
Take the quiz @ http://franz.org/quiz.htm

I scored 10, but I'm not going to tell you what that means. You have to take the quiz to find out.

Okay, I took the test.  I scored 31.

One primitive, allegedly a "moderate," scored 2, and so now is wondering what wingnuts are.

It's a big bonfire, so only the primitives of prominence:

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sfexpat2000  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed Jul-23-08 03:41 AM
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2. And here you are a commie like me.

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sfexpat2000  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed Jul-23-08 03:52 AM
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11. That's right. For example, you could be against farm subsidies for a range of reasons -- such as the fact they mainly benefit corporations. But I bet if you vote against them, it's scored as a right wing point.

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sfexpat2000  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed Jul-23-08 02:05 PM
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65. Here they were first for family farms and now they are corporate welfare.
   
And when right wing politicians talk about them, they are very misleading on that point. They preach independence from government to their base and push money at corporations at every opportunity.

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sfexpat2000  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed Jul-23-08 03:50 AM
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10. The "left" seems scrunched up on this scale, doesn't it?
   
I mean, Jesse Jackson is not exactly Mao, is he? lol

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Husb2Sparkly  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed Jul-23-08 12:58 PM
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50. I scored 8, but I didn't like some of their choices
   
Some of their choices seemed to me to be no choice at all.

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Selatius  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed Jul-23-08 06:24 PM
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89. This test is flawed. I scored an 8, but Stalin would likely score not too far from me as well.
   
The person's political views can be measured not just by examining his economic positions on economic issues but also his position on how to treat others in society, which holds ramifications on how economic positions are ultimately codified into law as well as social issues.

A left wing authoritarian may agree with me on quite a few issues facing this country, but he's more likely to impose changes through force and terror, and it would be unfair to label me as an authoritarian in the same vane if I prefer to inform people or convince them of my argument and let them decide what to do, as opposed to forcing them to do something that I want.

The loutish Brit primitive, a primitive of prominence, commented too, but the loutish Brit primitive isn't entitled to any regard of his opinion on American matters, so I didn't quote the loutish Brit primitive.
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Re: primitives acknowledge they're w-a-a-a-a-y out of the mainstream
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2008, 06:01:42 PM »
I scored a 25, but I think that is a tad low. oh well, it's just a quiz.
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Re: primitives acknowledge they're w-a-a-a-a-y out of the mainstream
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2008, 06:03:23 PM »
I scored a 32.

I forgot to check, where on the scale does that place me?
« Last Edit: July 23, 2008, 06:06:56 PM by djones520 »
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Re: primitives acknowledge they're w-a-a-a-a-y out of the mainstream
« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2008, 06:10:27 PM »
They had this a usmilnet. I scored a 33, IIRC.
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Re: primitives acknowledge they're w-a-a-a-a-y out of the mainstream
« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2008, 06:14:45 PM »
I scored a 37 - three points behind President Reagan.
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Re: primitives acknowledge they're w-a-a-a-a-y out of the mainstream
« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2008, 06:25:41 PM »
I scored a 35. :-)

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Re: primitives acknowledge they're w-a-a-a-a-y out of the mainstream
« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2008, 06:44:54 PM »
I scored a 31

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Re: primitives acknowledge they're w-a-a-a-a-y out of the mainstream
« Reply #7 on: July 23, 2008, 06:45:47 PM »
I'm somewhere between Bob Dole and Ronny Reagan.  I agree the test is flawed.  Ronny and Nancy use to call me to talk them back down to earth whenever he had a liberal thought. 

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Re: primitives acknowledge they're w-a-a-a-a-y out of the mainstream
« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2008, 06:49:44 PM »
I scored 39.
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Re: primitives acknowledge they're w-a-a-a-a-y out of the mainstream
« Reply #9 on: July 23, 2008, 06:56:23 PM »
34 here but I don't think Bob Dole is more conservative than I am.
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Re: primitives acknowledge they're w-a-a-a-a-y out of the mainstream
« Reply #10 on: July 23, 2008, 06:58:40 PM »
34 here but I don't think Bob Dole is more conservative than I am.
I think those pictures and ratings are all about liberal perceptions. I think Ronald Reagan was a true centrist and that Conservatism is a centrist political philosophy.
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Re: primitives acknowledge they're w-a-a-a-a-y out of the mainstream
« Reply #11 on: July 23, 2008, 07:00:47 PM »
32 for me
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Re: primitives acknowledge they're w-a-a-a-a-y out of the mainstream
« Reply #13 on: July 23, 2008, 07:05:01 PM »
Liberals are like Slinkies...

Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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Re: primitives acknowledge they're w-a-a-a-a-y out of the mainstream
« Reply #14 on: July 23, 2008, 07:14:20 PM »
I scored an 18.
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Re: primitives acknowledge they're w-a-a-a-a-y out of the mainstream
« Reply #15 on: July 23, 2008, 07:14:35 PM »
How the hell did I score a 35??? :o
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Re: primitives acknowledge they're w-a-a-a-a-y out of the mainstream
« Reply #16 on: July 23, 2008, 07:17:39 PM »
I scored an 18.

You may as well draw a pentagram on the floor and conjure up satan.  :innocent:

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Re: primitives acknowledge they're w-a-a-a-a-y out of the mainstream
« Reply #17 on: July 23, 2008, 07:18:27 PM »
33, somewhere between Jack Kemp (never heard of him) and BobDole!TM
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Re: primitives acknowledge they're w-a-a-a-a-y out of the mainstream
« Reply #18 on: July 23, 2008, 07:18:53 PM »
I scored an 18.

You may as well draw a pentagram on the floor and conjure up satan.  :innocent:


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Re: primitives acknowledge they're w-a-a-a-a-y out of the mainstream
« Reply #19 on: July 23, 2008, 07:25:28 PM »
I'm more to the right on DU and more to the left on CC.



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Re: primitives acknowledge they're w-a-a-a-a-y out of the mainstream
« Reply #20 on: July 23, 2008, 07:26:48 PM »
I scored an 18.

You may as well draw a pentagram on the floor and conjure up satan.  :innocent:


I'm more to the right on DU and more to the left on CC.



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1. Generally, do you tend to trust or distrust government's ability to solve problems?

Trust
Distrust


2. Which do you trust more:

The Pentagon or
The U.S. Postal Service?

The executive branch or
The legislative branch?

The FBI or
The IRS?

The CIA or
The Peace Corps?

The Joint Chiefs or
The United Nations?


3. What about private institutions and people? Which do you trust more?

Trial Lawyers or
Doctors?

Union leaders or
Business executives?

Professional athletes or
Team owners?


4. The federal government should do more to solve the nation's problems even if it means higher taxes on (pick as many as you want.):

You
Big corporations
The wealthy
The Middle Class
Small Businesses
None


5. Where should government be cut? (pick as many as you want.)

Eliminate farm subsidies
Eliminate subsidies to the arts
Abolish public broadcasting
Cut entitlement programs (Social Security, Medicaid, etc.)
Cut defense spending
Reduce welfare spending
Reduce foreign aid
Keep illegal immigrants from receiving public education
Reduce environmental regulation
Cut taxes
Don't cut at all


6. Which would do more to guarantee competitive elections?

Term limits
Public Financing


7. Who was a better president?

Ronald Reagan
Franklin D. Roosevelt


8. Do you see the ideal America as an ethnic "melting pot" in which religious, cultural and ethnic distinctions are blurred, or as a nation in which ethnically diverse groups ought to coexist while retaining their cultural identity?

Melting pot
Multicultural society


9. Whose political views do you consider more extreme, those of (former) Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders or the Rev. Pat Robertson?

Elders
Robertson
Neither


10. Which would curb violent crime most?

Stricter controls on the sale of guns
Mandatory sentences for those who use guns in the commission of a crime
Both


11. In the long run, do you think we can reduce crime more by building more prisons or providing more financial assistance to rebuilding our inner cities?

Build prisons
Rebuild cities
Both


12. Even if it means cutting programs, spending must be cut to reduce the federal deficit.

Agree  Disagree


13. The federal government is too big.

Agree  Disagree


14. U.S. interests are more seriously at stake in Haiti than they are in Korea.

Agree  Disagree


15. Gays and lesbians should be able to marry or at least be treated as married under law if they so desire.

Agree  Disagree


16. The news media is dominated by liberals.

Agree  Disagree


17. The religious right is a threat to our political system.

Agree  Disagree


18. The federal government should include funds to make abortion services part of any standard benefits package in health care reform.

Agree  Disagree


19. Deceptive political campain commercials should be banned.

Agree  Disagree


20. Graphic pornography should be banned.

Agree  Disagree


21. As a society, we should spend more money trying to find a cure for AIDS than for cancer and heart disease because AIDS threatens younger people.

Agree  Disagree


22. Talk radio shows should be regulated to ensure both sides of a debate are represented, because talk radio has an unhealthy impact on the political process.

Agree  Disagree


23. The breakdown of the traditional family is the most serious domestic crisis facing our society.

Agree  Disagree


24. Women and racial minorities should be given preferences in hiring until we achieve true gender and racial equality in America.

Agree  Disagree


25. Certain environmental problems call for government action, even if it means new programs or increased taxes.

Agree  Disagree

Tell us how you answered these questions and maybe we can tell you where you went horribly wrong.

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Re: primitives acknowledge they're w-a-a-a-a-y out of the mainstream
« Reply #21 on: July 23, 2008, 07:28:49 PM »
I'm more to the right on DU and more to the left on CC.



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Re: primitives acknowledge they're w-a-a-a-a-y out of the mainstream
« Reply #22 on: July 23, 2008, 07:29:50 PM »
I'm more to the right on DU and more to the left on CC.



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Re: primitives acknowledge they're w-a-a-a-a-y out of the mainstream
« Reply #23 on: July 23, 2008, 07:32:20 PM »
33, somewhere between Jack Kemp (never heard of him) and BobDole!TM
Jack Kemp is an economist and he played a big part in Reagan's supply side economic policy and also he was Bob Dole's running mate in 1996.
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Re: primitives acknowledge they're w-a-a-a-a-y out of the mainstream
« Reply #24 on: July 23, 2008, 07:32:47 PM »
36 out of 40!! 

I noticed this question:

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As a society, we should spend more money trying to find a cure for AIDS than for cancer and heart disease because AIDS threatens younger people.

WTF?  AIDS doesn't threaten younger people -- it threatens immoral people.
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