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Re: The continuing saga of Torchy the stripper witch. (long read)
« Reply #25 on: August 06, 2015, 02:41:42 PM »
Article about the Big Guy (who is dying)'s buddy:
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Records in Lewis’ case indicate police found pornographic materials, including the child pornography, after they used a warrant to search his residence. Mattoon police detective Jeremy Clark, who conducts computer investigations for several area police agencies, found three videos depicting teenage boys engaging in sex acts.

The investigation began after Charleston police received an anonymous letter that claimed Lewis had been luring young men and boys to his home to get them to do “sexual favors,” according to the records. The investigation also led to the names of some young men who might have engaged in sex with Lewis, the records also show.

The Big Guy (who is dying) claimed a few years ago that he relocated to Bellevue because of his obsession with their high school girls' basketball team.

Then remember the drunken Pitt, blackballed from substitute teaching due to misbehavior with middle school girls, collaborated with convicted sex offender Scott Ritter on one of his vanity-pulished anti-Bush screeds.

Grown men who are attracted to adolescents apparently stick together.

(And had it been coach, I'm sure he would have spelled "doofus" properly.)
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Re: The continuing saga of Torchy the stripper witch. (long read)
« Reply #26 on: August 06, 2015, 03:15:12 PM »
The Big Guy's parents failed him in a major way. Most normal people grow up being properly informed that someone who likes to watch two boys have sex need to be separated from the rest of decent and civilized society for the rest of forever. The Big Guy's parents were too dumb to pass on that message. Tells me they also had a lack of morals and values. The Big Guy is passing along the stupidity of his parents.

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Re: The continuing saga of Torchy the stripper witch. (long read)
« Reply #27 on: August 06, 2015, 03:48:26 PM »
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120. I've been of the opinion that TTW is not a "scam" -
 she is a person in need of help (likely mental illness but who am I to judge) - and compassion. The crazy economic policies in this country (starting with f*cking Ronald Reagan) have driven many people to the edge through little or no fault of their own. And I have no doubt that you and your ex have been careful legally and done the best you can for Yoshi. As someone on the edges of Lab rescue (I have adopted 3 so far and help w/transport sometimes) I know how difficult this can be.

Please let us know if there is anything DUers can do to help. It sounds like individual donations to help TTW (if people are able/willing) or the B.E.A.R. rescue (again, if folks have interest) would be the best way to go.

((Hugs)) You went above and beyond afaic. 

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20. absolute bullshit. the cave is unspeakably vile.

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Re: The continuing saga of Torchy the stripper witch. (long read)
« Reply #28 on: August 06, 2015, 03:53:11 PM »
WTF does Ronald Reagan have to do with anything? Grow the **** UP DUmmies.
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Re: The continuing saga of Torchy the stripper witch. (long read)
« Reply #29 on: August 06, 2015, 03:53:41 PM »
Hmmmm.

It looks like the big guy stuck his foot into his mouth again.

He's got large feet, but at least he has a big mouth too, so it all fits.
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Re: The continuing saga of Torchy the stripper witch. (long read)
« Reply #30 on: August 06, 2015, 04:04:07 PM »
Setting the stage!

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165. Rightly or wrongly, TTW is extremely upset at me and ex. I'm hoping she can calm down

And focus but this has been a devastating blow to her.

The next post from "TorchTheWitch" should be a beauty.

No question it's going to come down to a desperate plea for money to save poor Yoshi from being put to sleep.

Gotta have X dollars by Friday or Yoshi's on the rainbow bridge. Then next week the same crisis, more cash to save Yoshi's life.

Then, finally, coach slips in, euthanizes the mutt, and the DUmp explodes.

It's hard to call it a scam when they so far aren't raising any significant money, but these people are putting together a hilarious storyline!
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Re: The continuing saga of Torchy the stripper witch. (long read)
« Reply #31 on: August 06, 2015, 04:12:12 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on August 06, 2015, 02:21:24 PM
Steve Dawes is the guardian angel of sex offender DUmmies.

Call him "Lucifer Light Heavy." :whistling:
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Re: The continuing saga of Torchy the stripper witch. (long read)
« Reply #32 on: August 06, 2015, 04:12:50 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on August 06, 2015, 04:04:07 PM
Setting the stage!

I think the torched bitch primitive, instead of being angry with Ms. Piggy, should be grateful to her.

But, as we all know, doing something nice for a primitive--well, no good deed goes unpunished.
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Re: The continuing saga of Torchy the stripper witch. (long read)
« Reply #33 on: August 06, 2015, 04:31:23 PM »
Ms. Piggy is so fat, when her ex met her at the Macy's parade, she was wearing ropes.

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Re: The continuing saga of Torchy the stripper witch. (long read)
« Reply #34 on: August 06, 2015, 07:00:08 PM »
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******Second Update.....TTW, against the advice of the shelter and against the advice of the Akita rescue group reclaimed Yoshi as she was allowed to do under Pennsylvania law. I cannot express how disappointed I am. I simply do not know what she is going to do.

Piggy has run out of lies.

Stoner torchy is a lost cause.
Sometimes people can`t be saved from themselves yet you mongrels are hell bent to smoke/sniff/shoot/swallow yourselves to oblivion every day.
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Re: The continuing saga of Torchy the stripper witch. (long read)
« Reply #35 on: August 06, 2015, 07:21:00 PM »
I just thought of something. Doesn't the guy currently occupying the White House like dogs? Maybe he could help.
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Re: The continuing saga of Torchy the stripper witch. (long read)
« Reply #36 on: August 06, 2015, 07:32:21 PM »
Quote from: ChuckJ on August 06, 2015, 07:21:00 PM
I just thought of something. Doesn't the guy currently occupying the White House like dogs? Maybe he could help.

Why, yes!  Yes he does! :drool:
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Re: The continuing saga of Torchy the stripper witch. (long read)
« Reply #37 on: August 06, 2015, 07:33:14 PM »
Okay, that's it.

Despite my Great Dislike for Ms. Piggy, I have to admit that she gave the best possible solution, and unfortunately for the dog, the torched bitch primitive ****ed it up.

I've thought about all possible outcomes; the best one would be where the dog gets rabies and bites the torched bitch primitive.

The outcome of that--well, there's no possible outcome any better than that.
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Re: The continuing saga of Torchy the stripper witch. (long read)
« Reply #38 on: August 06, 2015, 07:37:57 PM »
The next posting on behalf of the ten dollar bill buttwipe will be for bail money and cost to put her dog down for mauling her new roommate she is cat fighting with.
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Re: The continuing saga of Torchy the stripper witch. (long read)
« Reply #39 on: August 06, 2015, 07:44:26 PM »
Big Steve got two posts hidden in one day, he's probably composing his latest GBCW post right now.
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Re: The continuing saga of Torchy the stripper witch. (long read)
« Reply #40 on: August 06, 2015, 07:45:53 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on August 06, 2015, 07:33:14 PM
Okay, that's it.

Despite my Great Dislike for Ms. Piggy, I have to admit that she gave the best possible solution, and unfortunately for the dog, the torched bitch primitive ****ed it up.

I've thought about all possible outcomes; the best one would be where the dog gets rabies and bites the torched bitch primitive.

The outcome of that--well, there's no possible outcome any better than that.

I begrudgingly have to admit the same while qualifying it by saying she still lied about a lot for whatever reasons until the drugged out insanity just overwhelmed the situation.

A window into the world of the what the dumbocrat party cultivates to seek power.
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Re: The continuing saga of Torchy the stripper witch. (long read)
« Reply #41 on: August 06, 2015, 07:47:23 PM »
Quote from: JakeStyle on August 06, 2015, 07:44:26 PM
Big Steve got two posts hidden in one day, he's probably composing his latest GBCW post right now.

You know, I've been concerned about that all day, starting this morning when it happened.

I wonder what mischief the big guy's up to now.
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Re: The continuing saga of Torchy the stripper witch. (long read)
« Reply #42 on: August 06, 2015, 07:51:01 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on August 06, 2015, 07:47:23 PM
You know, I've been concerned about that all day, starting this morning when it happened.

I wonder what mischief the big guy's up to now.

Most attention to his dumb threads he has had in over 2 years though.
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Re: The continuing saga of Torchy the stripper witch. (long read)
« Reply #43 on: August 06, 2015, 07:56:32 PM »
Quote from: Carl on August 06, 2015, 07:51:01 PM
Most attention to his dumb threads he has had in over 2 years though.

It would be funnier than Hell, if the big guy happens to be on a time-out when he passes.
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Re: The continuing saga of Torchy the stripper witch. (long read)
« Reply #44 on: August 06, 2015, 08:01:23 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on August 06, 2015, 07:56:32 PM
It would be funnier than Hell, if the big guy happens to be on a time-out when he passes.

Marta/Steve would let the DUmp know within 20 seconds of his tonnage hitting the pavement.
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Re: The continuing saga of Torchy the stripper witch. (long read)
« Reply #45 on: August 06, 2015, 08:06:15 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on August 06, 2015, 04:04:07 PM
Setting the stage!

The next post from "TorchTheWitch" should be a beauty.

No question it's going to come down to a desperate plea for money to save poor Yoshi from being put to sleep.

Gotta have X dollars by Friday or Yoshi's on the rainbow bridge. Then next week the same crisis, more cash to save Yoshi's life.

Then, finally, coach slips in, euthanizes the mutt, and the DUmp explodes.

It's hard to call it a scam when they so far aren't raising any significant money, but these people are putting together a hilarious storyline!

Damn it.  Put a spoiler alert in the title next time!   :cheersmate: 
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Re: The continuing saga of Torchy the stripper witch. (long read)
« Reply #46 on: August 06, 2015, 08:18:01 PM »
Ms. Piggy is so fat, she was standing alone and cop came up to her and said "Hey! Break it up!"

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Re: The continuing saga of Torchy the stripper witch. (long read)
« Reply #47 on: August 06, 2015, 08:23:54 PM »
Quote from: Carl on August 06, 2015, 08:01:23 PM
Marta/Steve would let the DUmp know within 20 seconds of his tonnage hitting the pavement.

And the USGS would let the rest of the world know just after that.
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Re: The continuing saga of Torchy the stripper witch. (long read)
« Reply #48 on: August 06, 2015, 08:29:05 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on August 06, 2015, 08:23:54 PM
And the USGS would let the rest of the world know just after that.


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Re: The continuing saga of Torchy the stripper witch. (long read)
« Reply #49 on: August 06, 2015, 09:03:52 PM »
Quote from: 67 Rover on August 06, 2015, 01:28:49 PM
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