The Big Guy Bids Adieu - Chapter One

[Carl]

If you check out the Big Guy's particular brand of alleged brain rot, the average survival after diagnosis is thirteen to twenty years!!

But - the chance that the hugely obese, sedentary Big Guy will survive 13-20 years under any circumstances is approximately zero.

So he had to toss in the bonus ALS to give things a little more immediacy.

As I said before...SS disability to supplement his taxpayer funded "retirement".

[Gina]

Let me see if I got this straight:  The big guy is now saying he has ALS and brain atrophy?  I thought he had brain cancer? 

Sorry Steve. I just ain't  buying it.  I am also wondering if his "goodbye cruel DU world" post isn't due to the fact people are starting to question his terminal illness.  For someone who is terminal he sure is passing away in a slow, long drawn out fashion.

Just off yourself already and be done with it Steve. Go in spectacular fashion too. Jump off a tall building. They'll name the resulting quake after you.

I only question his death sentence in that he hasn't gone into detail about the disease.  Sorry, OS but you seem to be the kind of person that if it was a fact you would tell every little symptom of the disease.  Or Hell, I've known a few people that got terminal diseases and they NEVER talked about it.  You didn't know they had anything wrong until you heard they died.  So you skating that thin line when we have seen you tell everything is making your credibilty suck.

[obumazombie]

I only question his death sentence in that he hasn't gone into detail about the disease.  Sorry, OS but you seem to be the kind of person that if it was a fact you would tell every little symptom of the disease.  Or Hell, I've known a few people that got terminal diseases and they NEVER talked about it.  You didn't know they had anything wrong until you heard they died.  So you skating that thin line when we have seen you tell everything is making your credibilty suck.

The voters in the elections he has run figured that out relatively quickly.
If only more Americans figured that out about owebuma before he got annointed/elected.

[Mr Mannn]

Hmmm. Maybe this is a set up for a Gofundme account.

[thundley4]

Hmmm. Maybe this is a set up for a Gofundme account.

Curious.  Just recently Marta signs up and posts at DU, but after OS has established his imminent if not soon demise.  What happens if he dies sooner rather than later?

Poor distraught Marta might have to resort to begging for funds to buy the piano sized coffin for OS.

Fire up that gofundme account.  OS and Marta need a good long vacation.

[GOBUCKS]

Poor distraught Marta might have to resort to begging for funds to buy the piano sized coffin for OS.

Fire up that gofundme account.

Well, there's no way the retired Big Guy has enough life insurance to pickle and bury his carcass.

He didn't save, he spent his money on new gadgets to brag about at the DUmp and on travel to pay for autographs from 60s TV bit actors.

His pension's a pittance since he was never anything but the lowest city employee classification, and he's too young to be getting SS.

Maybe he can set up an apartment share with stewert and TorchTheWitch.

[Gina]

Well, there's no way the retired Big Guy has enough life insurance to pickle and bury his carcass.

He didn't save, he spent his money on new gadgets to brag about at the DUmp and on travel to pay for autographs from 60s TV bit actors.

His pension's a pittance since he was never anything but the lowest city employee classification, and he's too young to be getting SS.
Maybe he can set up an apartment share with stewert and TorchTheWitch.

if he works for gov't he might have a hefty life insurance policy?

[obumazombie]

if he works for gov't he might have a hefty life insurance policy?

For a hefty guy.

[franksolich]

For a hefty guy.

I hope poor dear Marta's got some triple heavy-duty industrial-strength aerosol Lysol or somesuch in the cupboards.  If the big guy spring loose of this mortal coil when she's at work, say of sudden cardiac arrest, by the time she returns home and finds the corpse, it'll be pretty ripe, if not in fact gag-inducing.

She'd maybe better keep about a dozen cans on hand, despite that spray Lysol is pretty expensive.

[obumazombie]

I hope poor dear Marta's got some triple heavy-duty industrial-strength aerosol Lysol or somesuch in the cupboards.  If the big guy spring loose of this mortal coil when she's at work, say of sudden cardiac arrest, by the time she returns home and finds the corpse, it'll be pretty ripe, if not in fact gag-inducing.

She'd maybe better keep about a dozen cans on hand, despite that spray Lysol is pretty expensive.

From your lips (or in this case fingertips) to God's ears.

[FiddyBeowulf]

There is hope for Steve:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3652788/Scientists-diabetes-treatment-drugs-impact-Alzheimers-disease.html

Scientists discover strong link between diabetes and Alzheimer's: Drugs used to control glucose levels may halt progression of dementia

    Strong link between two conditions raises hope for shared drug treatment
    Drugs used to control glucose levels may remove symptoms of Alzheimer's
    Dementia-related effects in brain can change how the body uses glucose
    Finding may lead to a ‘new therapeutic angle’ in the race to find treatment


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3652788/Scientists-diabetes-treatment-drugs-impact-Alzheimers-disease.html#ixzz4CKtA42cI
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Watch him eat a shit ton of sugar to try and get diabetes so he can take the drug.

[JakeStyle]

Giant sweaty attention whore.

[thundley4]

There is hope for Steve:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3652788/Scientists-diabetes-treatment-drugs-impact-Alzheimers-disease.html
Watch him eat a shit ton of sugar to try and get diabetes so he can take the drug.

You've seen pics of him, right? Is there any doubt that he already eats a ton of sugar, and already may be diabetic?

[FiddyBeowulf]

You've seen pics of him, right? Is there any doubt that he already eats a ton of sugar, and already may be diabetic?

I figured if he was one he would have posted about losing a foot or something by now.

[Big Dog]

I figured if he was one he would have posted about losing a foot or something by now.

Maybe he lost a foot, but didn't realize it. It's not like he can see them, after all.

[I_B_Perky]

Maybe he lost a foot, but didn't realize it. It's not like he can see them, after all.

Oh he realized it.... then he promptly forgets it until the next time he stands up.  He got the dementia doncha ya know!!!!   

[98ZJUSMC]

Oh he realized it.... then he promptly forgets it until the next time he stands up.  He got the dementia doncha ya know!!!!   

The big guy can't tell a foot from a mini-taco.

[Ralph Wiggum]

Didn't realize at first that this thread is a year old! 

[98ZJUSMC]

Evidently, here's the attraction:
[youtube]https://youtu.be/FpCB-0d42-g[/youtube]