Congratulations! to
BainsBane, elected to the fifthmost spot on the Top DUmmies of 2014!
Despite the rough competition, she maintained her position from last year, but other than that, she doesn’t appear to have won Top DUmmiedom at any level before then, nor any special awards.
Her accomplishment is all the more incredible when one considers the many times she was on “time outâ€s, temporarily silenced for being such a belligerent bully; surely for at least a third of the past year.
What’s distressing, though--for the sake of comedy--is that after her last “time out†expired, she showed up on Skins’s island long enough to make only a couple of comments on obscure threads, and then went away.
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BainsBane lives in Minnesota, where she works as a desk-sitting governmental employee. She’s circa 50 years old, and has degrees in Latin American studies.
She’s the leader of the Four Horsewomen of the Femapocalypse (BainsBane, redqueen, seabeyond, and boston bean), an exclusive group of she-women who last summer into autumn attempted a
coup d‘etat to take over the whole of Skins’s island, but failed.
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There’s much one can say about BainsBane, but right now, and this award, isn’t the place to say it.
next up: the group award