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Meth Lab Explodes In Man’s Pants
« on: April 28, 2012, 08:49:38 PM »
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OKMULGEE, Okla. (AP) -  The Oklahoma Highway Patrol says a portable methamphetamine lab exploded in a man’s pants as he tried to run away from a state trooper during a traffic stop.

Tulsa television station KOTV reports the incident happened shortly after midnight Friday in Okmulgee County. Authorities say the man tried to run away when the trooper asked him about a chemical smell.

Trooper Shiloh Hall says the man had an active meth lab in his pants that burst during a struggle with the trooper. The man was checked out by emergency personnel and booked in the Okmulgee County jail on a drug charge.

A portable meth lab is also known as a one-pot lab, where a smaller batch of the drug is manufactured.

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Re: Meth Lab Explodes In Man’s Pants
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2012, 08:52:01 PM »
Drug addicts and Criminals are some of the most stupid people ever. wow  :loser:

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Re: Re: Meth Lab Explodes In Man’s Pants
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2012, 09:09:07 PM »
Guess the hillybilly meth "manufacturers" haven't been watching Breaking Bad.  Thought that show might help educate them on the best ways to do it.
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Re: Meth Lab Explodes In Man’s Pants
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2012, 09:17:13 PM »
They obviously don't know anything about Newton's laws, or how movement/motion can mix/affect chemicals. Damn.... :rotf:

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Re: Meth Lab Explodes In Man’s Pants
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2012, 09:34:53 PM »
Somebody chanted "liar liar"...
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Re: Meth Lab Explodes In Man’s Pants
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2012, 10:21:48 PM »
I'm kinda wondering if this guy and the underwear bomber are related....

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Re: Meth Lab Explodes In Man’s Pants
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2012, 04:12:24 AM »
If he managed to remove himself from the gene pool - does he qualify for a Darwin award - even though he lived to tell the tale ?

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Re: Meth Lab Explodes In Man’s Pants
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2012, 06:53:34 AM »
If he managed to remove himself from the gene pool - does he qualify for a Darwin award - even though he lived to tell the tale ?

Yes, because the criteria for qualifying for the DA include removing oneself from the gene pool. If that means removing gonads to do it, mission accomplished.

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Re: Meth Lab Explodes In Man’s Pants
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2012, 08:11:06 AM »
Someone is going to be in the hot seat soon
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Re: Meth Lab Explodes In Man’s Pants
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2012, 10:53:43 AM »
Someone is going to be in the hot seat soon

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Re: Meth Lab Explodes In Man’s Pants
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2012, 11:14:22 AM »
Don't meth around....problem solved.
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